Open image in slideshow, unisex t-shirt: you don't want one
Open image in slideshow, unisex t-shirt: you don't want one
Open image in slideshow, unisex t-shirt: you don't want one
Open image in slideshow, unisex t-shirt: you don't want one
Open image in slideshow, unisex t-shirt: you don't want one
Open image in slideshow, unisex t-shirt: you don't want one
Open image in slideshow, unisex t-shirt: you don't want one
Open image in slideshow, unisex t-shirt: you don't want one
Open image in slideshow, unisex t-shirt: you don't want one
Open image in slideshow, unisex t-shirt: you don't want one
Open image in slideshow, unisex t-shirt: you don't want one
Open image in slideshow, unisex t-shirt: you don't want one
Open image in slideshow, unisex t-shirt: you don't want one
Open image in slideshow, unisex t-shirt: you don't want one

unisex t-shirt: you don't want one

$ 23.00

this t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. it feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. it's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• pre-shrunk fabric
• side-seamed construction
• shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

these products are printed on demand (by printful) and ship separately from things ordered directly from mad dog metal. buying a print on demand t-shirt helps keep me from trying to wear even more hats and print my own apparel and cram tubs full of weird specialty t-shirts in many sizes into my already-crowded workshop. so yeah, thank you for shopping print on demand!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65