Alright, you found this hidden page. But are you truly a member of the Secret Society of Assgoobers? A genuine collar snob? A dismisser of nylon? Crystal collar collector? You ever go look at your collar collection before you go to bed? Touch them? Move them around in the light to see ALL the shine happen? That’s sick. They’re not even on a dog right now. You belong here. What’s the super secret password, then?